Randy: How many copies of "Meet the Fockers" do we have, Shelly?
Shelly: Six. We still have six!

Butters: What? Really? But I thought I was totally jealous of him! He's just married to Jennifer Garner? Oh my gosh, i feel so much better!
Kenny: You do?
Butters: Yeah, huh. I like that Ben Affleck guy. He's a good filmmaker. C'mon Kenny, I guess I owe the kids at school an apology. Did you see Argo, Kenny? It's a pretty good movie. Ben Affleck has a lot going for him. Not everything, but a lot. Whoopee!

You shouldn't be able to be good-looking, and be with Jennifer Lopez, and be a good director! alright, alright, fine! Argo is a good movie! There, I admitted it! I told people it didn't hold up, but it holds up, gosh darn it! Ben Affleck has everything, grah!


Tourist Husband: They just pushed on to airplanes and said we weren't welcome any more!
Tourist Wife: Then a little boy called me a skank!

The Mahalo Rewards card is being eliminated. They're trying to say our points are no longer going to be accepted.

Hawaiian Native

Kenny: [Stan reading from letter] He still seems quite angry at times, but luckily his ceremony will finally take place on the morrow.
Stan: On the morrow? What the **** is wrong with Kenny?
Kenny: To wit, I have found nothing wrong with this remote place, and I must admit it will be with some melancholy I will leave this island and return home. I saw this chick in a bikini on the beach too. She had the nicest boobs ever. Humbly yours, Kenneth.

But what does being Hawaiian have to do with me being like an emo chick on her period?


Why don't you shut up, Dad, and stick it in your ear for crying out loud!


You're all fake, and stuck up, and none of you have the courage to tell Jimmy his jokes aren't funny! The only kid here with a sense of dignity is Kenny, and the rest of you have heads up your butts!


Butters, people can't just go around beating up people who have diabetes!


I'm telling you, Butters beat the crap out of Scott and then locked himself in the bathroom!


Security Guy: Ahh! Who are you?
Cartman: [in Bane voice] It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. You should have respected my authoritah.

South Park Quotes

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

James Cameron