South Park Season 2 Quotes
That's fine! I like playing with myself! I'll play with myself all day!Cartman
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Mr. Mackey: Young man, school is a time for learning, not for your immature skylarkings.
Mr. Mackey: You know, tomfooleries.
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Fat Abbot: Hey, Sally, why's your eye all black and blue and s***?
Sally: My stepfather hit me in the face
Fat Abbot: Stepfather?! You need to snatch his ass up in a beartrap so no one will find him for days!
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Cartman: Oh my God they killed Kenny!
Kyle: (while outside, not seeing this) You bastards!
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Sharon: What are you doing sweetheart?
Stan: Getting a cookie. We're gonna build a clubhouse and then were......
Sharon: You men are all alike. First you get a cookie, then you criticize the way I dress, and then the way I cook. I suppose next you'll tell me you need your space and that I'm sabotaging your creativity. Go ahead Stanly get your god damn cookie.
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Don't lie Stan. Lying makes you sterile.Mr. Garrison
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Mr. Garrison: Stan, are you paying attention!?
Stan: Yes, Mr. Garrison.
Mr. Garrison: Well then, Stanley, what did I just say?
Stan: Umyou said that even though Charo appeared twelve times on the Love Boat, the episode with Captain Antonio got higher ratings.
Mr. Garrison: Well ok, I suppose you were paying attention.
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Fat Abbot: Hey, Hey, Hey, what's goin down ya'll?
Rudy: Man Fat Abbot, what you doin on this side of the hood?
Fat Abbot: Ya know somethin' Rudy? You're like school in summertime.
Rudy: School in summertime?
Fat Abbot: Yeah bitch, school in summertime, open ya *beep* ears *beep* whore, I'll pop you're bitch ass.
Dumb Donald Clone: I'ma pop-a you're-a bitch-a ass-a to-ba.......bitcha!
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Fat Abbot: Hey, Hey, Hey. What's goin' on Rudy?
Rudy: Man Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight.
Fat Abbot: I'll lose weight when I feel like it bitch, shut you're bitch ass mouth hoe.
Rudy: Bitch! I'll kick yo ass.
Kyle: WHOA DUDE!
Fat Abbot: You think you slick you punk ass blasphemous dope-fiend bitch, I had my Jimmy waxed seven times last week, I'll bust a cap in you're *beep* ass *beep* head!
Kyle: Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty.
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