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South Park Season 4 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 4 Episode 6: "Cherokee Hair Tampons"

Principal Victoria: Mr. Garrison, last week's charges of trying to solicit sex from a minor...
Mr. Garrison: That was not me! That was Mr. Hat!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Mackey: What do you love most?
Mr. Garrison: Besides teaching?
Mr. Mackey: Yes
Mr. Garrison: Poon tang
Mr. Mackey: Mmkay.
Mr. Garrison: I can't help it. I'm a womanizer sometimes I know but I just think that bringing a woman home and getting some hot poon is about the greatest thing in the world.
Mr. Mackey: Well that settles it Mr. Garrison, what you need to do is go write a great romance novel!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mrs. Cartman: Don't get too close to Kyle; it looks like he might have the AIDS.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Get Well Soon, Kyle Song:
Butters: (singing) We're so sorry you're not feeling well.
We hope you're better soon.
So we're bringing you some sunshine
By, um, singing you this tune:
Everybody misses you
And though we hate to cause a fuss
We'd like to say, "Get well soon!"
And "Please don't die on us."
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: Careful Cartman, you might pop your stitches.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: You suck Cartman!
Cartman: Maybe so, but at least I was smart enough to a wear Kidney Blocker 2000!
 • Rating: Unrated

Miss Information: Holistic medicine is about nature! (To Sheila) That will be $233.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Stan and Kyle are at Cartman's house convincing Cartman to donate one of his kidney's to Kyle)
Stan: Dude, one of your friends are gonna die! Don't you see how serious this is?
Kenny(muffles): It's not that f**king serious!
Kyle: Coughs twice
Cartman: Well, perhaps I can see a way for giving up kidney for a price!
Stan: Oh my god!
Kyle: How much?
Cartman: I don't know, how much is your life worth to you, Kyle?
Stan: Cartman, you are SO going to hell when you die!
Cartman: Yes, well until then. I need about $10 million dollars.
Kenny(muffles): $10 MILLION DOLLARS?!?!?
Stan: What the hell will you do with $10 million dollars, fat ass?
Cartman: What I attend to do with the money isn't an issue is it? I suggest you start looking for that money quickly, Kyle doesn't seem have much time. Tick Tock Tick Tock.
Stan: C'mon Kyle! Let's get out of here!
Cartman: Ok, where were we Kenny? Oh yeah! Quick, Captain, we must destroy the engine of agent 5! Give me the space cruiser!
Cartman starts to grab the Space Cruiser out of Kenny's hands. Kenny starts to tug it back to him
Cartman: Give it Kenny meeh!
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: Kenny, you stay there and guard his mom's door with Timmy.
Timmy: Timmy!
Stan: S***!
Timmy: (Quieter) Timmy
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 5: "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"

French Waiter: Sacre bleu!
The Boys: Whoaaaaaaa!
The Boys and The Marlon Brando look-alikes: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mrs. McCormick: Yes, Kenny such a great name, my little Kenny, a brand new Kenny.
Mr. McCormick: God, this must be the fiftieth time this has happened.
Mrs. McCormick: Fifty-second.
 • Rating: Unrated

Butters: Well, my skin is springtime fresh, I suppose.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Garrison: I did not want love from a young boy! I like men my own age. Ahh, I mean, I like women! What did I say? Oh, god. I love titties!
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: Clown hat, curly hair, smiley face.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya. Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya . I got into NAMBLA and you guys didn't. Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Man: Do you like your back rubbed?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Mephesto: Look, Kevin. I have here my best creation yet. A squirrel spliced with provolone cheese. Now we don't have to search in difference places for squirrels or provolone cheese.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stan: Wow Kenny, your mom's pregnant, what are you going to do now?
Kenny: I don't know, but I gotta think of something.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: We don't wana go to some stupid adult meeting any way!
Cartman: Well that's nice, cause you can't go!
Kyle: We don't wanna go!
Cartman: You CAN'T go!
Kyle: We don't WANNA go!
Cartman: No, you can't go!
 • Rating: Unrated

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