South Park

South Park Season 4 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 4 Episode 7: "Chef Goes Nanners"

Wendy: Cartman, why don't you just go home. You aren't helping any.
Cartman: You won't let me help.
Wendy: That's because you're stupid and you're a racist.
Cartman: ...touch.
 • Rating: Unrated

(to Kenny, who's eating a bowl of mints)
Kyle: Look, Kenny, I know your family's poor, but you cant just eat a bowl of mints for dinner...
Kenny: (Muffled) Well, f**k you.(Flips Kyle off)
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: Kenny ate all the mints, dad.
Gerald: Oh, those weren't mints, those were antacid tablets.
Kyle: oh...
Kyle & Stan: KENNY!
(Kenny drinks water then explodes)
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 6: "Cherokee Hair Tampons"

Carlos Ramirez and Chief Running Pinto: Let the mysterious ways of our people show you a new way of tampons!
 • Rating: Unrated

(Kenny comes through with Timmy and Butters)
Stan:This is it? This is everyone that wanted to help Kyle?
Butters: Well Clyde was gonna come too, but h-he said his mom was making tacos for dinner and Clyde likes tacos a whole lot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carlos Ramirez: Yeah, you too and junk.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: Kyle's gonna die Kenny, (starts crying) Herbal medicine is going to kill my best friend...
Kenny: (mumbled) That's it I'm sick of this bull sh** screw you guys, I'm goin' home!
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: SHUT UP FLUFFY!
 • Rating: Unrated

Sharon: Hey Stan, I bought you more of that all natural toothpaste.
Stan: You mean that stuff that's taste like ass and doesn't fight cavities?
Sharon: Yup.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cartman: Oh good, you got the crappy kidney.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stan: Cartman, could you donate one of your kidneys to Kyle?
Cartman: (About a millisecond after Stan finishes; singing and dancing) No no no no no, no no no no no, no no no no no no no, no no no no no!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(while writing his "Great American Romance Novel")
Mr. Garrison: "Out on the balcony, when Reginald kissed Diana lips, her knees went weak. Slowly, he pulled her top down exposing her soft, unyielding breasts." Oh, yeah! Now this is getting good! "Just the
sight of those breasts made Reginald's penis very hard. His penis was of considerable size, and now beads of sweat ran slowly down his penis, making it glisten like a strong swimmer fresh from out of the pool. It was a fantastic penis that seemed as strong as a horse's leg, yet as delecate as a flower wrapped in silk. What a grand, grand penis! Diana's nipples..." Uh, let's see! "Diana's nipples..." OH, WRITER'S BLOCK! WRITER'S BLOCK! Hm! CRAP! I'm stuck! Oh, well! Maybe that's enough writing for tonight, Mr. Hat!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(while writing his "Great American Romance Novel")
Mr. Garrison: Diana ran her hand across Rebecca's stomach. It felt good, like a penis. As Rebecca lay there, she felt as though she were surrounded by penises, a whole forest of them, all just flopping around her and smacking her face, (see Mr. Hat going down off the scene, and, evidently, into Mr. Garrison's pants) OH! OH MR. HAT! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING!
 • Rating: Unrated

What Kenny says:
1) Kenny says "Here" when the sub. teacher says "Is Stan Marsh here?"
2) When Cartman and Kenny are playing Kenny makes swooching and shooting noises.
3) When Cartman and Kenny are fighting over the space cruiser Kenny says "No it's mine!"
4) When Stan says that Kyle dying is really serious, Kenny says "It's not that f(beep)king serious!"
5) When Cartman says that he wants 10 million dollars Kenny replies with "10 million dollars!?!"
6) Kenny says "I know." when Stan says that he doesn't know what to do.
7) Kenny says "Uh-huh." when Stan says that if Kyle died they'd never see him again.
8) Kenny says "Uh-huh." when Stan asks if that was it for people.
9) Kenny says "You never f(beep)king care when I die!" when Stan is talking about Kyle dying.
10) Right after Stan starts crying, Kenny says "Now that does it, I've had enough of this bullsh(beep)t! Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Wyland: (speaking to Cartman) Kenny, you come and decorate the get-well card too.
Cartman: But I don't want Kyle to get well, I hate Kyle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Garrison: Very well, I suppose you'll be wanting my badge and gun.
School Board member: Mr. Garrison, MOST teachers DO NOT carry a gun!
Mr. Garrison: Oh, so I can keep it then?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cartman: (speaking in his dream) HIPPIES, HIII-PPIIIES ALL AROUND ME they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad!
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Stan: (after seeing that Cartman is the only eligible donor) Oh, sh*t.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kenny: You never f**king care when I die!
 • Rating: Unrated

(Kids decorate Butters instead of card)
Stan: Now that's a get-well card!
 • Rating: Unrated

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