The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 21 Quotes
Oh, you mean Adam and Eve Simpson. Or as you may know them, Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.
Grampa
If i were you I wouldn't take it to the past. I lived in part of that past, and I got out for a reason.
Homer
Yeah, the Simpson family is a long line of horse thieves, deadbeats, horse beats, dead thieves and a few alcoholics.
Homer
Willie: I'll have to use explosives.
Bart: Explosives? Great! [takes out map] If we put charges on the load bearing walls, we can blow up detention hall, leaving art class okay.
Willie: Hmm?
Bart: What! I like art, okay?
Willie: I'm blowing up the stump, not the school.
Bart: Right right, you never saw that.
I traded away my pearls. Without them I'm just a big Maggie.
Lisa
Bob Costas: It appears team Sweden will take the gold and they are over the moon with joy.
Swede: Joy is but the shadow pain casts.
A dime? What do you think I am, a payphone from 1980?
Lisa
Marge: Homer! We're going to Vancouver!
Homer: Pack your winter coat, we're going to Canada's warmest city.
I was in love with a soldier boy on leave from Korea. It was a fifties style of romance, five minutes of sex and a lifetime of regret. He went back to his war and I went back to my dream of pole vaulting in the Helsinki Olympics. But there was a bump in the road, a bump named Seymore.
Agnes [in flashback]
Bart: Principal Skinner? This is bogus man, you know the rules: two letter and a conference before I get a home visit.
Skinner: Bart, my cargo pants indicate I am not here on school business. I'm here on cool business, i.e. curl business.
Agnes: Where did you learn to sweep like that?
Marge: I've been training all my life. I once swept red wine off a white carpet.
Marge, this is perfect for both of us! It's got bowling for me and sweeping for you.
Homer [about curling]
