The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 21 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 21 Episode 5: "The Devil Wears Nada"

Ned: I'm not thinking straight, why did I have that wine cooler last month?
 • Rating: Unrated

Rod: We thought you were gonna die.
Tod: And then Uncle Kevin would have to raise us.
Rod: And his funny friend, David.
Ned Flanders: Oh I'd put rocks in your pocket and walk you out to sea for before I'd let that happen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: You two are going out? I thought I told you the Flanderers were coming over for dinner.
Lisa: I'm having a tea party at Jamie's.
Bart: And I'm having a stink bomb party at the house next to Jamie's... no connection.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: Stop dragging me! When i get older I'm gonna drag you around and buy you clothes.
Marge: Oh, that's wonderful!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lenny: I'm gonna miss ted, he was a good supervisor
Carl: Definitely hands off. He didn't mind if we punched out late
Homer: And he didn't mind that we made a few changes to the soda machine...mmm... beer
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 21 Episode 4: "Treehouse of Horror XX"

Homer: Marge, can you still love a man that's half beer?
Marge: I always have
 • Rating: Unrated

Kang: This is the best musical I've sene in lightyears
Kodos: Light years measure distance, not time!
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?
[camera pans to Reverend Lovejoy...]

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: I can't kill her, she's Lisa's god mother
Apu: You can apologize in hell
Marge: I guess I could!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisa: Apu, how did you survie?
Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted meat and as a convenience store owner, I am armed to the teeth

 • Rating: Unrated

Principal Skinner: Lisa Simpson in detention? My horoscope told me I'd see something interesting today, but I thought that'd be the horoscope itself
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer Simpson: Lighten up ladies, it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 21 Episode 3: "The Great Wife Hope"

Marge [about Homer]: Is he okay?
Akira: He feels no pain. Oh I'm sorry, my English is not so good. I meant to say he feels only pain
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Lisa: This goes against every feminist bone in my body, but dad, can't you control your woman?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Homer [to Marge]: Of all the crazy things I've ever done, this is the craziest and you're doing it!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ticket Scalper: I am not a scalper, I'm just a dude whose 200 friends did not show up
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: Ultimate makes everything worse
Otto: Not frisbee!
Marge: Otto, don't you have a sack to hackey?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer [to Bart]: I know we saw awesome beatdowns tonight, but remember don't try this at home. Do it at the school yard, someplace where if you get hurt, we can sue. And not just them, but the school, the county, the state and that jackass Joe Biden
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Groundskeeper Willie: Come on ya pansies, I've seen fiercer fights in parliament
Sideshow Mel: What is this, prime minister's question time?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 21 Episode 2: "Bart Gets a Z"

Bart: I'm a Simpson, and a Simpson never gets up unless he's tried at least one easy thing
 • Rating: Unrated

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