The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 4 Quotes (Page 20)

Season 4 Episode 1: "Kamp Krusty"

Krusty: I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth: Tijuana!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: Don't we get to roast marshmallows?
Dolph: Shut up and eat your pinecone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: I dreamt it was the last day of school!
Homer: Well it is!
Bart: Oh, how do I know this isn't some beautiful dream too?
(Homer punches Bart)
Bart: Ow! You know, a pinch is more traditional!
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, if I don't get at least a "C" average I can't go to Kamp Krusty!
Mrs. Krabapple: Have a "D"-lightful summer.
 • Rating: Unrated

Otto: All right! Three whole months of spaghetti-o's and daytime TV!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Bart: Oh dad! You're the best father a boy could ever have.
Homer: Thanks son. Now you've got little hands.. could you reach under the mower and pull out that skate?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Homer: Marge, am I crazy or is my back getting hairier?
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: Hey... hands off my pickle!
Homer: I don't see your name on it, boy!
Bart: No, but--(Licks it)
Homer: Oh yeah? (Dunks in his milk) Checkmate!
Bart: Always thinking two moves ahead.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mr. Black: I'll take any questions you might have... you? And then uum.... one more.
Milhouse: Can we call you Uncle Blackie?
Mr. Black: No.. last question...
 • Rating: Unrated

(Among the chaos of Kamp Krusty)
Kent Brockman: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have been to Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together. A group of school-aged Spartacuses have taken the camp by force. Three counsellors are missing, and presumed scared.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa: (writing home) Dear Mom and Dad, I no longer fear hell, because I've been to Kamp Krusty.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: Well Dad, here's my report card. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
Homer: A+!? You don't think much of me do you, boy?
Bart: No, sir.
Homer: You know a D turns into a B so easily. You just got greedy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: So I won't be able to go to camp?
Homer: Now Bart, we made this deal because I thought it would help you get good grades, and you didn't. But why should you pay for my mistakes?
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Black: Now I must tell you kids Krusty has laryngitis and a bad back so he won't be saying anything or doing anything.
Milhouse: Krusty looks fat.
Lisa: He's really having trouble keeping his balance.
Ralph: He's still funny, but not ha-ha funny.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marge: Homer, you do remember your promise to the children?
Homer: Sure do. When you're eighteen, you're out the door!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Marge: Lisa, watch out for poison ivy. Remember, leaves of three, let it be.
Homer: Leaves of four, eat some more! (Laughs)
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

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