The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 4 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 4 Episode 19: "The Front"

Itchy & Scratchy Ending Theme: They fought, and bit, they fought and fought and bit, fought fought fought, bit bit bit, it was the Itchy & Scratchy show.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Roger Meyers, Jr.: Hey, how would you kids like a tour of the studio? Abe, are you coming?
Grampa: Any stairs?
Roger Meyers, Jr.: Just one.
Grampa: Nuts to you.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Dondelinger: Now, I'm going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has.
Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dondelinger: The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donut.
Homer: This is not happening!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dondelinger: Alright, here are your exams, fifty questions true or false.
Homer: True.
Dondelinger: Homer, I was just describing the test.
Homer: True.
Dondelinger: Look Homer, just take the test and you'll do fine.
Homer: False.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Song: Hens Love Roosters
Geese Love Ganders
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders
Homer: Not me!
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!
Ned: Knock that off you two it's time for church!
Rod: We're not going to church today!
Ned: What? You give me one good reason!
Todd: It's Saturday.
Ned: Oakily doakily-doo!
Song: Hens Love Roosters
Geese Love Ganders
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Grampa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Homer: I never passed Remedial Science 1A.
Marge: And you're a nuclear technician?
Homer: Marge! Ix-nay on the uclear-nay echnician-tay. (Speaking in Pig Latin)
Marge: What did you say?
Homer: I dunno. I flunked Latin, too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Secretary: Is this the Abraham Simpson who wrote the Itchy and Scratchy episode?
Grampa: Ishy and what? No, you must be some kind of crazy person.
Secretary: I'm sorry, but we have a substantial check here for a Mr. Abraham Simpson.
Grampa: That's right. I did the Iggy.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Krusty: Hey, Mel. Bring me another nicotine patch. I think there's some space on my butt.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 18: "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show"

Homer: God bless those pagans.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Eddie: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
Chief Wiggum: Forget it. That's two blocks away.
Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
Chief Wiggum: (Gets out of car) I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code 8.
Eddie: (Into radio) We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: You're going down, Homer. I'm gonna fool you!
Homer: You talk better than you fool.
Bart: I'll fool you up real nice.
Homer: You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: And that's the story of April Fools Day.
Lisa: Dad, I was telling the story!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Homer: It's a good thing that beer wasn't shooken up any more, or I'd have looked quite the fool. An April Fool, as it were.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Hibbert: Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid your husband is dead. (classic laugh) April Fools. He's very much alive, although I'm afraid he may never walk again.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Homer: Oh Marge. What if I wind up as some vegetable watching TV on the couch. My important work will never be completed.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Grampa: Why I go in and out of coma's all the .............. french toast please.
Lisa: Is a coma painful?
Grampa: Oh heck no. You relive long lost summers, kiss girls from high school. It's like one of those TV shows where they show a bunch of clips from old episodes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marge: You lost 5% of your brain.
Homer: Me lose brain? Uh-oh! (Everyone including Homer laughs)
Homer: Why I laugh?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Squeaky-Voiced Teen: I am interested in long-distance savings. Very interested.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

TV Announcer: The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.
Homer: Mmm... beer.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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