Two and a Half Men

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Charlie: So, Michelle, you've met my mom and my brother. Would you be breaking up with me now or would you prefer to wait until after lunch?
Michelle: I'll wait. I already ordered the soufflé and I understand it's very good here.


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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 Quotes

Michelle: You have a wonderful son.
Evelyn: Yes I do. But Charlie and Alan must never learn of him.

Michelle: You eat a lot of fish. Aren't you worried about mercury?
Charlie: Michelle, on the list of things I expect to kill me, mercury poisoning ranks well below liver failure, struck by lightning and heart attack during sex. Guess which one I'm rooting for?

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