That guy is everything you're not. What's that mean? He like...
Alan: That guy is everything you're not.
Charlie: What's that mean?
Alan: He likes people, he loves his mother, works with children, and he doesn't tumble through life stinking of whsikey and KY jelly.
Charlie: Hey, KY jelly is odorless.
Alan: Not where you put it.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 14: "Crude and Uncalled For"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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- Eric Hochberger