This is kind of exciting. Fart in a Can? You don't have one, ...
Charlie: This is kind of exciting. [unwraps gift] Fart in a Can?
Jake: You don't have one, do you?
Charlie: Well, I've got you, but this is good for travel
- Charlie Harper, Jake Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 11: "Walnuts and Demerol"
- Two and a Half Men
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