Well, you know how women like you to go slow... Really? My ex-...

Charlie: Well, you know how women like you to go slow...
Alan: Really? My ex-wife put a premium on brevity. Her motto was "less is more and none is perfect"


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Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18: "It Was Mame, Mom"
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Two and a Half Men
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Alan, let me give you a piece of advice. Alcohol impairs your ability to make good decisions. We don't want you to lose that ability... we want her to

Charlie

Charlie: When making love, the way to slow yourself down is to think of something completely non-sexual.
Alan: What do you think of?
Charlie: You

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