What would you do if you want to go pee, but you have $500 in th...
Charlie: What would you do if you want to go pee, but you have $500 in the table?
Jake: Go pee?
Charlie: You pee on yourself. Come on, you have pants that cost $50 and $500 that you could win. Do the math.
Jake: So I have to do the math and pee my pants?
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 15: "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
- Charlie Harper, Jake Harper
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