Why aren't you studying for your algebra final? 'Cause I don't...
Alan: Why aren't you studying for your algebra final?
Jake: 'Cause I don't have to.
Alan: You don't have to study algebra.
Jake: Nope. All I gotta do is get a 67 to pass the course, and then it's adiÃ³s seventh grade, arrivederci eighth.
Alan: OK, we can cross "UN interpreter" off the job list...
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 19: "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
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