You're already doing a hot 22-year-old and you're cheating on he...
Charlie: You're already doing a hot 22-year-old and you're cheating on her?
Charlie: I am so proud of you!
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 21: "And the Plot Moistens"
- Two and a Half Men
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- Eric Hochberger
Jake: She say what I'm in trouble for?
Jake: Boy, it's the not knowing that drives you crazy.
Charlie: Yeah, like a pregnancy test
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Charlie: Oh, by the way, you need to buy Kandi a diamond necklace.
Charlie: You told me to cover for you. I said you were out buying her jewelry.
Alan: That's all you could think of?
Charlie: Well, I could think of a lot of things, but only one made me laugh.
Alan: I can't afford to buy her jewelry.
Charlie: I know, that's what makes it funny
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