"My Old Man"

The interns' parents come to visit.   Carla deals with the fact she's exactly like Turk's mother.   Elliot questions why she ev...

"My Tuscaloosa Heart"

J. D. feels guilty when a rude patient he's ignoring dies.   Carla assures him it was the cancer, but J. D.

"My Student"

The interns receive their first medical students under them.   J. D. 's student is a much like him when he stars, Elliot's is the je...

"My Heavy Meddle"

J.D. and Elliot stop talking to each other after their breakup, but Turk helps them get on better terms.  Dr. Cox goes on a rampage.

"My Bed Banter & Beyond"

The episode switches between Elliot and J. D. as the main character during their sex-filled day in bed to the breakdown of their relatio...

"My Drug Buddy"

When drugs go missing at Sacred Heart, Elliot suspects a patient who is a former drug addict but Alex defends him.   Elliot tells J. D...

"My Balancing Act"

J. D. 's relationship with Alex is in trouble due to the amount of time he spends at the hospital.   Turk and Carla experience probl...

"My Blind Date"

J. D. must look after a social worker, Alex, who snuck into the hospital and winds up stuck in a MRI machine.   J. D.

"My Own Personal Jesus"

Turk loses his faith in God after spending Christmas Eve on call.   Elliot searches for a missing pregnant girl.   Dr. Cox ass...

"My Nickname"

J. D. and Carla's friendship is in trouble when J. D. has more medical knowledge than Carla and takes offense to her nickname for him, ...

Scrubs Quotes

Turk: All right, Elliot, at the presentation I was wondering, can I do the ending? Because I really love the ending of our paper.
Elliot: Do you think I'm cut out to be a doctor?
Turk: Okay, fine, you can do the ending. I just want to say, "Thanks, folks! We've been great!"
Elliot: I'm serious. Do you think this is what I really want to do?
Turk: Elliot, I don't know.
Elliot: You can tell me. I can take it.
Turk: No, Elliot, I'm saying I don't know because I really don't know. What the hell is going on here? Why have all women gone crazy?

Ah, checking Mr. Countertop's heart rate. (Slams a pack of paper on the countertop, hurting Keith's ears) Memories. Do you know that once, Dr. Cox made me give every air conditioning unit in this hospital a pap smear? The wacky thing is room 403 did have some yeast issues.

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