The Simpsons News

On The Simpsons this week: When Bart discovers that Milhouse can look exactly like his father with shaved head, the two boys try to exercise the freedom of being adults.
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On the week's The Simpsons, Homer's callous treatment of Santa's Little Helper leads Grampa to tell the family about his childhood dog. Read the review to find why Homer's never loved a dog since.
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The Simpsons Quotes

(Picking out a Tuxedo for Bart. He doesn't look pleased with his puffy shirt tuxedo.)
Bart: (frowning) Isn't this shirt kinda gay?
Clerk: Last time I checked, pirates weren't gay.
Homer: Eww, how'd you check?

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart