"Santa"

When Jess runs into Sam at a holiday party, she tries to convince him that she's now dating Winston on New Girl.

  • 4.3 / 5.0
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"Bathtub"

On New Girl, Winston and Jess decide the loft needs a bathtub while Schmidt must decide between his boss and CeCe.

  • 4.3 / 5.0
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"Eggs"

When they hear a friend is pregnant, Jess and CeCe become concern about their own biological clocks and Schmidt works towards making Emma happy on New Girl.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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"Parents"

Jess gets Schmidt to help her with a "Parent Trap" type strategy to get her estranged parents back together over Thanksgiving on New Girl.

"Menzies"

Schmidt begins a relationship with his boss while Jess' job hunt gets more serious on New Girl. And Winston has PMS.

  • 4.7 / 5.0
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"Halloween"

Jess finds work as a zombie at a haunted house while Schmidt and Cece and Winston and Shelby have relationship issues over their respective Halloween costumes on New Girl.

  • 4.3 / 5.0
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"Models"

On New Girl, Jess steps in for CeCe when she can't make a modeling job at a car show. Nick and Schmidt debate the rules of male friendship.

  • 4.3 / 5.0
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"Neighbors"

When a group of young twentysomethings move in across the hall, Jess and Schmidt try to make friends while Nick tries his best to make Schmidt feel old.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Fluffer"

On New Girl, Schmidt pretends to be one of Mitt Romney's sons in order to impress an attractive Republican. Nick and Jess reevaluate their relationship.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Katie"

On New Girl, when a handsome man mistakes her for his blind date, Jess plays along. Winston's mother visits along with Winston's sister, who Schmidt hits on. Nick thinks a customer at the bar is him from the future.

  • 4.6 / 5.0
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New Girl Quotes

Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.

I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.

Nick