"Keaton"

On New Girl, Schmidt receives an uplifting email from his old pal, movie star Michael Keaton--but it was actually penned by Nick, Jess, and Winston.

  • 4.3 / 5.0
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"The Box"

When Nick receives an inheritance, Jess immediately tries to use the funds to pay some unpaid bills while Schmidt turns to a rabbi for advice on New Girl.

  • 3.5 / 5.0
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"The Captain"

Schmidt tries to destroy Nick and Jess's relationship on New Girl.

  • 3.9 / 5.0
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"Double Date"

A double date descends into chaos as the truth about Schmidt comes out on New Girl.

  • 4.0 / 5.0
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"Nerd"

Jess succumbs to peer pressure at her new job, Schmidt juggles women, and Winston thinks Daisy might be cheating on him, on New Girl.

  • 4.2 / 5.0
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"All In"

Jess and Nick head south of the border on the New Girl Season 3 premiere, as Schmidt and Winston struggle in the loft without them.

  • 4.1 / 5.0
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"Elaine's Big Day"

Schmidt plots to ruin Cece's wedding, while Nick and Jess consider their relationship, on the season finale of New Girl.

  • 4.6 / 5.0
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"Winston's Birthday"

Nick and Jess must deal with an unexpected visit from Jess's father on New Girl.

  • 4.6 / 5.0
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"Virgins"

In a series of flashbacks, the group recalls how each of them lost their virginity on New Girl.

  • 4.7 / 5.0
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"Bachelorette Party"

Jess's surprise bachelorette party for Cece does not go exactly as planned on New Girl.

  • 4.5 / 5.0
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New Girl Quotes

Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.

I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.

Nick