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The Simpsons Review: Bongo was His Name-O

The Simpsons Review: Bongo was His Name-O

On the week's The Simpsons, Homer's callous treatment of Santa's Little Helper leads Grampa to tell the family about his childhood dog. Read the review to find why Homer's never loved a dog since.
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The Simpsons Review: A Sappy Story

The Simpsons Review: A Sappy Story

Homer discovers a message of hope in his own backyard on this week's The Simpsons. Read our review and find out how a simple story can really brighten an otherwise dull night.
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The Simpsons Quotes

I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.

Homer

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!