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October 6th, 2011 11:14 PM
From my favorite show and many reruns you change into a terrible silly show to appeal only to he very dumb, if that.Get on your knees and beg Sheen to come back. Or at least fir the producer and the writers. What have you done ?!!!!
October 6th, 2011 10:19 PM
Not funny at all. Made Ashton more of a nerd then Alan and Jake. Needed more of a Charlie character. too bad
October 6th, 2011 6:48 PM
Its horrible now, work somthing out to get Charlie Sheen back, I love this show before, but after two episodes I can't stand it.
October 6th, 2011 4:50 PM
This beloved show is doomed. Being cool like Charlie doth not spring from a goofy over-30 year old man. Ashton Kutcher, this is not the 70's Show. And you are so not cool. Childish jokes are not appealing to anyone but meat seeking Cougars, i.e. your wife.
October 6th, 2011 12:27 PM
OK, I'm three pages into reading comments of 599 comments made. I've yet to read 1 positive comment about the new show. WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! Writers need to start sending out their resume(would leave being associated w/this season out). Tuned in for about 5 minutes, found it insulting when they tried to get a cheap laugh out of what toilet paper and tooth paste he used. Give me a break MAYBE FUNNY IN THE 70'S but not here "JACK" I will sum it up, before naturally funny, now just insulting how hard up or how cheap they are for a laugh. Agree, w/one comment it is a steaming pile.
October 6th, 2011 12:25 PM
This show is done without Charlie -bring him back along with the regular cast of characters. We cannot stand Kutcher or the script now - it stinks.
October 6th, 2011 11:16 AM
I have watched Two and Half men since the begining. I have watched the reruns a 100 times and still laughed and love them. The NEW SHOW lacks something. Like Alan trying to help Walden, DUMB, Alan can't help himself. And why does Walden have to be half naked all the time? And what is this with Burta? Stop thinking about those dirty thoughts.I thought the show could continue but not with the writing they are using and the dumb character that Ashton is playing.
October 6th, 2011 5:05 AM
i honestly like the show, but i feel like john stamos would have been a much better replacement, i know nobody can replace charlie but he has his own issues he needs to work out first.
October 6th, 2011 3:38 AM
My husband and i watched the show since day one and bought dvd's of the entire seasons, that's how much we love the show. We were so disappointed when we learned that Ashton Kutcher was replacing Charlie. We knew it's not going to work. It was painful to watch and it's not even funny. What were they thinking? Charlie Sheen was believable as Charlie Harper since he kinda' live his life like his character. The producers need to cast an actor similar to that. Jon Cryer continues to be an amazing actor but we don't see the chemistry with Ashton. Ashton K. doesn't belong in Two and Half Men. Please please please make it work!
October 5th, 2011 10:16 PM
It is so sad. When I watched this show it made me feel happy and so good with my life.
Now when I watch I feel sad for Kutcher.
How did you writers write such a dumb part.
From gods to dogs
October 5th, 2011 10:16 PM
It is so sad. When I watched this show it made me feel happy and so good with my life.
Now when I watch I feel sad for Kutcher.
How did you writers write such a dumb part.
From gods
October 5th, 2011 6:51 PM
i have seen the first 3 episodes and must say that i think that they all suck.
assthong kutcher cant carry the show.
the jokes are as bad as my assthong joke...yep boring and unoriginal.
the script is insulting to its viewers
all in all its a dead end.
the show died with charlies death and the way mr chuck played it is just disssspicable(with daffy duck in mind saying this) i hope chuck never gets a hit show again. not because im all for charlie sheen but simply because how he misused the first episode to screw charlie over by writing the script the way he did.
its been fun to watch and now its fun to watch chuck fail
it went from great to truly one of the worst shows ive seen the past decade
October 5th, 2011 6:28 PM
2.5 "men" is now a steaming pile of dog crap complete with flies buzzing overhead ..
October 5th, 2011 6:14 PM
Cancel the show guys, plain and simple.
October 5th, 2011 6:06 PM
I've had to fight the urge to yell "Rape" while watching the new season of Two and a Half Men.
The happenstance of Charlie dying broke then a billionaire just wanders by, buys the house, asks Berta to move in and then allows Alan to move in, is such a ridiculous premise that it insults the intelligence of the viewers who really wanted to continue watching the show.
They should have had Charlie go to jail or rehab leaving Alan access to his money and beach house. Let him go crazy for a few episodes and then think of an intelligent way to introduce the Walden character into the show. He could have been a con man taking advantage of Alan or even a financial wizard helping him invest his money. They had so many options but elected to go with an idiot billionaire instead!
The writers, not the actors, have always made this show great but it will take a miracle to write this premise into anything but crap.
October 5th, 2011 12:23 PM
The first show was good, but the show is really lacking, don't think it will make it very far. Did not laugh one time in last 2 shows. Missing Charlie? perhaps! Nothing against Ashton, but not good in the part, really stupid!
October 5th, 2011 11:21 AM
I love 2 and half men with charlie and I actually won't watch the new show with ashton. I don't think the show is going to last and I believe with Ashton in it and reading some of the comments, I'm glad I didn't waste my time watching the new show.
October 5th, 2011 4:43 AM
All I can say is that I think Chuck Lorre took this feud too personally and acted childishly towards Charlie Sheen jeopardizing the whole show in the process. Not only did he fire him from the show, but he took advantage of him not being there to mock him at his funeral at the season 9 premiere like a kid taking revenge. Two and a half men is all about Charlie Harper and it will never be the same without him. You need to get that in your head Chuck and find a way to bring him back. All the fans are telling you that, but you refuse to listen. This will backfire on the show. It's nothing against Kutcher. He's just not Charlie.
October 4th, 2011 11:48 PM
Ashton was great in the 70's show but this part is not for him, we were so disappointed in the new show...I think you should make him a bad dream and bring back Charlie, this show needs the original cast in order to make it. The maid does not need to live there but she adds so much character to the show and you are making it about Ashton and this is NOT his show. Very disappointing, only watch it now if nothing better is on. Rather watch the news now. Ashton is way too silly, time for him to grow up. Charlie has paid his time, bring him back or your show is going to continue to fall in the ratings...bet this will be the last season...ya think? Terrible show!
October 4th, 2011 11:48 PM
I had no desire to watch the show without Charlie Sheen. I figured I would give it a try. So I watched the show the other day. It was horrible. I never laughed once throughout the show. I was bored. Ashton's character is horrible. The show needs to be canceled. Really bad.
October 4th, 2011 8:59 PM
This WAS my favorite show. It could have worked with a totally different story line. All actors are still wonderful. It's really too bad, so sad.
October 4th, 2011 7:25 PM
In one word it "sucks"!!! WE gave it two weeks that's it for us. And, why would they have Judith's husband's sister from the orig. show play his wife. It's not a funny show. I speak for my entire family.
October 4th, 2011 7:22 PM
Show makes no sense now. Usually love Ashton, but he needs to be a strong character to carry the rest. He should be a playboy { Charlie's son?}, not another whiny guy chasing his ex. Husband already quit watching, I'll watch if nothing else is on. Should retire show. So sad! Hopefully Charlie will start a new show to watch.
October 4th, 2011 7:10 PM
I always enjoyed this show. Aston has destoyed it. Who wants to see a geek playing a victim getting women in bed...No longer a mans-man show, its a geek weak show. I will eventualy stop watching, and seaching for past shows to watch instead.
October 4th, 2011 5:55 PM
THIS SHOW SUCKS!! THE CHARACTER FIT ASHTON ON THAT 70'S SHOW, BUT REALLY !!! NOT ON 2 1/2 MEN. NEED A SMART-ASS & NOT A DUMB-ASS!