Two and a Half Men

Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS
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Men, Men, Men
Meet the men and the new man: Angus T. Jones, Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer pose here for a publicity photo.

Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 (6 Votes)

Top 10 Reasons People should watch this show: 10. Because Cher isn't dancing with the Stars
9. Because her daughter is
8. Kate plus 8 won't be included in the show
7. Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin may be added to the cast
6. The biggest loser is yet to be announced
5. No one wants to watch House
4. The Sing Off on NBC isn't as fun to watch as American Idol
3. Terra Nova stops at 9PM on Monday nights
2. Demi may show up with Charlie's Angels with her surfboard
1. Charlie Sheen may appear as a ghost and haunt the place with his Ben
and Jerry's Schweddy Balls

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Matt Hoyle/CBS/Warner Brothers
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Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 1 Quotes

Just like old times. I'm talking and you're in a bottle ignoring me.

Alan [to urn]

Walden: Trust me, money doesn't buy happiness.
Alan: I wouldn't know, I've never had either.