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April 24th, 2012 10:25 AM
Maybe they shouldve tried getting emilio estevez to replace charlie sheen...idk. Just hoping charlie comes back.
April 19th, 2012 1:58 PM
Two And A Half Men without Charlie is like All In The Family without Archie
April 17th, 2012 11:07 AM
Ashton should never have been cast for the part! Sheen is a hard act to follow.I dont watch it anymore unless it is a sheen episode!
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April 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Do everyone a favor and end this disaster. Used to be my favorite show but it has become unwatchable. How can anyone, Alan, be so lame so much of the time? The writing is stale, characters not funny, acting horrendous....time to pull the plug or overhaul the show.
April 16th, 2012 9:48 PM
I can't watch this show any more. It is not funny. The witing feels forced. Ashton K. is neither funny nor a good actor. His charactor's girlfriend is terribly annoying along with the child. Why is this still on t.v? Pull the plug already.
April 13th, 2012 9:47 PM
I really do not like Walden's girlfriend Zoe. I hate her voice. The character is boring and adds nothing to the show.
April 12th, 2012 10:06 PM
Well I just viewed the episode where Alans Mother hooks up with Alans girlfriends mother.....It brings back memories of Fonzi jumping the shark tank...Its all OVER
April 12th, 2012 12:45 AM
No one can replace Charlie on 2.5 men, I still watch the old episodes, I have tried watching the new one so boring, I am sorry Ashton, you are great but not for this show.
April 5th, 2012 8:47 PM
never missed episode of 2and half but now i dont even try to watch its just not worth it anymore what is cbs thinking? Ohh there not!
April 4th, 2012 12:49 AM
That used to be so funny...now, not so much.
March 29th, 2012 10:42 PM
Ashton Kutcher is terrible on this show! He is not funny at all, and they should have kept Charlie Sheen-the chemistry between him and Alan was terrific. I only watch the reruns with Sheen, tried to watch the new show, but it was painful to watch-I may have laughed once, but it was forced laughter. The show should be cancelled, or put on hiatus to find a better actor than Kutcher, or just let it die!
March 27th, 2012 10:40 AM
I need a Ritalin drip to stay focused enough to watch an episode of two and a half men with Ashton Kutcher. It's painful to watch. Better to scrap that show and start a new one, without Ashton, maybe a sitcom with Alan moving in with Herb, I miss the old characters.
March 24th, 2012 12:32 PM
Ashton Kutcher is one of the most UNfunny actors out there. He's terrible. I miss the old Berta/Alan/Jake/Charlie funny as hell moments. For Charlie's sake, i hope this show doesn't make it past season 10
March 22nd, 2012 2:10 PM
I've tried to watch this show since Kutcher's been on, but I just don't think it's funny, and neither "Alan" or "Jake" click with him like they did with Charlie. Thank goodness for re-runs - I can see them 6 nights a week for an hour. It seems so natural between the orginal three, it's hard to believe they had to learn a script. I miss Charlie and can't see how this show will survive without him.
March 17th, 2012 5:02 PM
You guys lost it. I won't watch it anymore. I've switched to another one of Chucks shows. Big Bang theory. Much better than the new 2.5 men.
March 15th, 2012 1:14 AM
At the very least, they should have made Walden a nephew of Evelyin and cousin of Alan and Charlie and Jake. The show is about a FAMILY. So he would have showed up and the funeral and said how Charlie stuck his head in the toilet one Christmas etc. but he's still said Charlie died... then he moves in with ALan to split the rent.
But then creative changes would have to be made, like Alan becoming the "new Charlie" now that his dark side is coming out. Having Walden as the New Charlie is just pathetic, he's too much like the old Alan.
March 12th, 2012 11:00 PM
Ok, the show does suck w/o Charlie. However, the writers r still the same so why isn't the show funny anymore? Where r Judith & Herb? They were a riot too. And no more Mom? Get it together writers!!!
March 12th, 2012 9:25 PM
Charlie is the type of actor that other actors can bounce off of easily. That's what made Alan. Berta, his mother, Rose and even Jake so good. Other than Ashton just not being funny this is why the show is not good any more. I think what even butt needs to be kissed should be kissed and what ever dollar amount paid should be paid to get Charlie Harper back or the show should end gracefully being remembered as the funniest comedy ever to run on CBS.
March 8th, 2012 8:20 AM
was a great show, but without Charlie it is pretty bad.They would be better pulling the plug now before it gets any worse.
March 5th, 2012 9:29 PM
Tried to watch 2 and 1/2 men again-lousy. Walden should be a character that acts just as Charlie would.
March 4th, 2012 5:28 PM
TO the writers: Just say that Charlie faked his own death, and BRING HIM BACK. Or you could go with Charlie as a ghost only seen by Rose and maybe Jake. I never watch the new version. It's terrible. I miss Charlie's mother, Charlie's stalker, Charlie's housekeeper, Charlie's pharmacist, and Charlie's psychiatrist, too!!
March 3rd, 2012 2:41 PM
billionaire Walden Schmidt is like this weird spec ed guy. I hate the humour and the character and now the show.
March 2nd, 2012 6:49 PM
Cancel the show, id rather watchnre-runs.......
March 1st, 2012 8:42 AM
is there any chance sheen will be back???
March 1st, 2012 12:43 AM
Too bad there isn't a zero star rating... i didn't laugh even once, i won't continue watching the show