And if we're gonna be a couple, I want to be the husband. Who'...
Alan: And if we're gonna be a couple, I want to be the husband.
Charlie: Who's gonna believe you're the husband?
Alan: Hey, of the two of us, I'm the only one who's been a husband.
Charlie: You really thought you were the husband in your marriage?
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 18: "It Was Mame, Mom"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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- Eric Hochberger