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Jimmy, do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle.

Can you at least take me to a grease monkey so I can at least get lubed up before you f**k me. Or at at least a little courtesy lick. How about a little courtesy lick next time you try to f**k me?

It does email and web browsing and shits in Kyle's mouth? This is the greatest thing ever invented.

Can at least pull over here and get some dinner? Because I at least like to be wined and dined before I get f**ked.

Why don't you at least go across and the street and get some condoms? Because we should at least be safe if you're going to f**k me.

Can I at least borrow some of your lipstick mom? Because I at least want to look pretty the next time you f**k me.

Well, hearing you bitch about your dad is super interesting, Stan. I hope you do it all lunch period.

Cartman (as The Coon): I'm making the world a better place.
Kenny (as Mysterion): For you! A better place for you!
Cartman (as The Coon): That's what superheroes do!

Even Cthulhu knows what evil assholes Stan and Kyle and those guys are and that they are m, uncaring vagina-faces.

Cartman (as The Coon)
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