South Park

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Well, hearing you bitch about your dad is super interesting, Stan. I hope you do it all lunch period.

Cartman (as The Coon): I'm making the world a better place.
Kenny (as Mysterion): For you! A better place for you!
Cartman (as The Coon): That's what superheroes do!

Even Cthulhu knows what evil assholes Stan and Kyle and those guys are and that they are m, uncaring vagina-faces.

Cartman (as The Coon)

Should I admit I was wrong, ask for everyone's forgiveness and go back to my original team? Nah, screw that, I'm just gonna keep being a dick.

Cartman (as Coon)

You can't kick me out of Coon & Friends, I'm the f**cking Coon!

All Coon friends report to base. I'm so seriously.

When a chick says we need to talk, you might as well start punching yourself in the balls, dude.

You're a Ginger, a Jew and from Jersey. Three strikes, Kyle, you're out!

Cartman: You know what you want to do if you want a family to move away? Every night you take a crap on their doorstep.
Kyle: Is that why there's crap on my doorstep every morning?
Cartman: Oops. Busted.

I'm gonna do some dip and speak my mind!

I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!

I need to get stupid, Butters. I'm getting all the blood to rush to my head and watching a marathon of Two and a Half Men.

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South Park Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

James Cameron