Eric Cartman Quotes (Page 6)
Season 15, Episode 1: "HUMANCENTiPAD"
Cartman: Can I at least borrow some of your lipstick mom? Because I at least want to look pretty the next time you f**k me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 14: "Creme Fraiche"
Cartman: Well, hearing you bitch about your dad is super interesting, Stan. I hope you do it all lunch period.
• Rating: 3.6 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 13: "Coon vs. Coon & Friends"
Cartman (as The Coon): I'm making the world a better place.
Kenny (as Mysterion): For you! A better place for you!
Cartman (as The Coon): That's what superheroes do!
• Rating: 2.7 / 5.0
Cartman (as The Coon): Even Cthulhu knows what evil assholes Stan and Kyle and those guys are and that they are m, uncaring vagina-faces.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 12: "Mysterion Rises"
Cartman (as Coon): Should I admit I was wrong, ask for everyone's forgiveness and go back to my original team? Nah, screw that, I'm just gonna keep being a d**k.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 11: "The Coon 2: Hindsight"
Cartman: You can't kick me out of Coon & Friends, I'm the f**cking Coon!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so seriously.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 10: "Insheeption"
Cartman: When a chick says we need to talk, you might as well start punching yourself in the balls, dude.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 14, Episode 9: "It's a Jersey Thing"
Cartman: You're a Ginger, a Jew and from Jersey. Three strikes, Kyle, you're out!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: You know what you want to do if you want a family to move away? Every night you take a crap on their doorstep.
Kyle: Is that why there's crap on my doorstep every morning?
Cartman: Oops. Busted.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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