Well, hearing you bitch about your dad is super interesting, Stan. I hope you do it all lunch period.

Cartman (as The Coon): I'm making the world a better place.
Kenny (as Mysterion): For you! A better place for you!
Cartman (as The Coon): That's what superheroes do!

Even Cthulhu knows what evil assholes Stan and Kyle and those guys are and that they are m, uncaring vagina-faces.

Cartman (as The Coon)

Should I admit I was wrong, ask for everyone's forgiveness and go back to my original team? Nah, screw that, I'm just gonna keep being a dick.

Cartman (as Coon)

You can't kick me out of Coon & Friends, I'm the f**cking Coon!

All Coon friends report to base. I'm so seriously.

When a chick says we need to talk, you might as well start punching yourself in the balls, dude.

You're a Ginger, a Jew and from Jersey. Three strikes, Kyle, you're out!

Cartman: You know what you want to do if you want a family to move away? Every night you take a crap on their doorstep.
Kyle: Is that why there's crap on my doorstep every morning?
Cartman: Oops. Busted.

I'm gonna do some dip and speak my mind!

I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!

I need to get stupid, Butters. I'm getting all the blood to rush to my head and watching a marathon of Two and a Half Men.

South Park Quotes

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

James Cameron

Romper Stomper: There's two kinds of kids, kids who like Animaniacs and kids who don't like Animaniacs, so which one are you?
Cartman: Well, personally, I ...don't like Animaniacs?
Romper Stomper: Neither do we!