Meg Griffin Quotes (Page 4)
Season 9, Episode 8: "New Kidney in Town"
Meg: It's not something you learn, it's something that's inside of you, like the ability to choose to be gay.
Chris: I don't think they choose that...
Meg: Oh trust me, they choose that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 4: "Halloween on Spooner Street"
(Connie opens closet door revealing Chris and Meg making out, the stop look out outside, and at each other.)
Meg: Chris?
Chris: Meg?
(they both back away from each other, screaming.)
Meg: OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Chris: TRYING GRAB SOME BOOBS!
Meg: FROM YOUR SISTER?
Chris: I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU!
Meg: WELL, WHO DID THINK IT WAS?
Chris: SOME BITCH, WHO CARES!
Meg: UHH...OH MY GOD! AND WE DID SO MUCH!
Chris: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Meg WE'RE DISGUSTING! WE'RE A DISGRACE TO OUR FAMILY!
(Bill Chilton, comes in in his tights)
Bill Chilton: Ahh.. maybe I can get on this.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 20: "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side"
Slug/Meg: How come I never have any lines in these things?
Han/Peter: Shut up, Meg.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 18: "Quagmire's Dad"
Meg: I like the outfit you have on
Ida: Thank you, Meg. Who did your procedure.
Meg: Wow, you just burned your last friend in this room, lady.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 15: "Brian Griffin's House of Payne"
Peter: So... question. How long has Stewie been unconcious?
Meg: Oh my god, Chris, he knows. Dad, I'm so sorry we should have told someone but we were too scared. I wanted to take him to the hospital, but Chris wouldn't let me.
Peter: Good Chris. I've taught you well. You have the right instincts. When you were babies, I used to knock you kids out every month or so. Some times by accident. Sometimes when the Patriots lost. You just gotta cover it up and everything works it self out. Meg, this is a list of hats. I need these by 4 o'clock.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 10: "Big Man on Hippocampus"
Man: And we're picking you because you have three sons.
Meg: But I'm...
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 2: "Family Goy"
Meg: Mom, is sodomy illegal if you're Jewish?
Lois: I hope so Meg, I really do
Peter: It's not, Lois.... it's not
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 14: "We Love You Conrad"
Brian: Lauren just finished a fascinating doctoral thesis on sub-orbital propulsion mechanisms that NASA is using for the next generation of space shuttles.
Chris and Meg: Oooohhhhhh... Aaaaahhhh!
Peter: So, Lauren, um, whenever I'm watchin' your show... you give me wood. Where do we go from here?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 12: "Long John Peter"
Meg: I wanna be a veterinarian when I grow up!
Peter: Meg, we've been over this. You're going to gain 150lbs., and write Ugly Betty fan-fiction.
Meg: But Daaaaaaaad!
Peter: Meg, that's final.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 10: "Play It Again, Brian"
Meg: No offense, Mr. Herbert, but I'm a seventeen year old girl, and I have no need for you.
Herbert: Well, no offense to you Meg, but you're a seventeen year old girl, and I have no need for YOU.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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