Stan Marsh Quotes (Page 11)
Season 4, Episode 17: "A Very Crappy Christmas"
Stan: Why does everyone in cartoons have such big heads?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 16: "The Wacky Molestation Adventure"
Stan: Dude! You're not gonna believe what Cartman got!
Kyle: Hepatitis B?
Cartman: No d**khole! 4 tickets, 28th row for the "Raging Pussies."
• Rating: Unrated
Kyle: My parents said I can't go.
Stan: Well of course your parents said you can't go.
Cartman: Dummy, you don't ask if you can go! I'm telling my parents that I'm staying at Stan's house, Stan's telling his parents he's staying at Kenny's house, and Kenny's not telling his parents anything cause they're alcoholics and they don't care!
Kenny: (muffled) Yeah!
Kyle: Oh, well now I already told them.
Cartman: Well I guess you're screwed then.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stan: You got foolied outlander.
• Rating: Unrated
Mark: Let me get this straight. If I go get the fat kid's book on the other side of the white line, you'll show me where a cell phone is.
Stan: Yes, no foolies!
Kindergarten Kids: No foolies!
• Rating: Unrated
Stan: Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes dude. They get off on it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 15: "Fat Camp"
Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute?
Chef: Dag-nabbit children! How come every time you come in here you've got to be asking me questions I shouldn't be answering? "Chef, what's a clitoris? What's a lesbian, Chef? How come they call it a rim job Chef?". For once, can't you kids come in here and say "Hey Chef, nice day isn't it"?
Stan:Hey Chef, nice day isn't it?
Chef: It sure is, thank you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kyle: Dude, I don't know if I'm going to like the new Eric Cartman.
Stan: Did you like the old one?
Kyle: Good point.
• Rating: Unrated
Stan: (after the fake Kenny suffocates in Miss Crabtree's uterus) Oh my God! They killed Kenny! Sort of.
Kyle: Yeah! They killed Kenny... 's look-alike. You bastards!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 13: "Helen Keller! The Musical"
Stan: Where's Gobbles?
Cartman: I don't know.
(Stan and Kyle look at him doubtfully)
Cartman: I DON'T KNOW! I might have tried to have Gobbles crushed by a stage light but that's it, I'm not an asshole.
• Rating: Unrated
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