Charlie was a planned baby. What was I? Well, dear, you were...
Evelyn: Charlie was a planned baby.
Alan: What was I?
Evelyn: Well, dear, you were a pitcher of margaritas and a gas station condom
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 3: "The Sea is a Harsh Mistress"
- Alan Harper, Evelyn Harper
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- Eric Hochberger