D-minus? Didn't you read the Cliff Notes? That was fifty pages...
Charlie: D-minus? Didn't you read the Cliff Notes?
Jake: That was fifty pages!
Charlie: Unbelievable. Your kid's too lazy to cheat.
Alan: Has it occured to you that maybe he's too honest to cheat?
Jake: No, I'm lazy
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Jake Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 10: "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
- Two and a Half Men
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