Every hole! That's a joke that doesn't get old!

(After Joe drives his ball onto the green) Peter: Hey Joe... Joe: Don't say it Peter. Peter: No. I was just wondering... Joe: Peter, I swear to God! Peter: What's your handicap? Joe: (yells while laughing) Every hole! That's a joke that doesn't get old!


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Peter Griffin, Joe Swanson
Episode:
Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11: "The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
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Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 5 Episode 11 Quotes

Quagmire: Hey, hey, hey, hey that's a stroke!
Peter: I just tapped my ball, Quagmire. Relax.
Quagmire: Oh relax, huh? Look, I just tapped my ball. Oh, just tapped it again. Tap, tap, tap...oh where is it? It's in the hole. Eagle. Yay Quagmire!
(Quagmire bends his putter across his knee and throws it against the cart)
Joe: Hey Quagmire, you know it's not fun when you're like this.
Quagmire: You want fun? Go home and buy a monkey!
Cleveland: What does that even mean?
Quagmire: I don't know. (voice drops to normal) Boy, we've got a beautiful day for this.

(Brian is teaching Stewie to ballroom dance)
Brian: If you're going to make me do this, at least let me lead.
Stewie: Okay, fine. (they move close together) I love you.
Brian: What?!
Stewie: Olive juice.
Brian: "Olive juice"?
Stewie: "Olive juice" you, too!

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