Two and a Half Men

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Eldridge: Hell yeah, she is hot.
Jake: It is not about how hot she is.
Walden: Well, thank you Jake.
Jake: It is about whether she stays hot.


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Jake go to college and graduate, then your'll get daily practice in becoming cooperative, assertive, responsible, and empathetic a community member and through that lens, you'll become competent and an advanced academic thinkers. You will one day want to be a showrunner, producer/director yourself! Random acts of kindness DO matter!

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No Jake, it's whether the Man stays HOT...get it right while your still young.. AND my suggestion Jake: after your graduation with your huge decision about what to do with your life......Travel, go to New York, appear on 30Rock, meet Tina Fey and then go on SNL and host, then go to the David Letterman show and show off how awesome you are just being you, then travel to the Leno show, and again, show off how awesome you are, then go to ComicCon in San Diego this summer and sit with the good folks from The Big Bang and be on their show, meet Penny and start dating her, and mix it up... Go on THE TALK and tell the women how 9 years of working has made you a better person. There you go, my key to success for you.... Jake, just don't be like your uncle Charlie, don't do drugs...Look where it got him....maybe Paris was the wrong idea...Maybe Rose and Charlie should have gone to Yellowstone and camped out under the stars.

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Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 19 Quotes

Walden: Where is your Dad?
Jake: He is out with his mom.
Eldridge: They are picking up my grandma up at the International House of Old People.
Jake: IHOOP.

Eldridge: Hell yeah, she is hot.
Jake: It is not about how hot she is.
Walden: Well, thank you Jake.
Jake: It is about whether she stays hot.