He's growing up, getting a life of his own. He'll be going off t...
Alan: He's growing up, getting a life of his own. He'll be going off to college soon. I'll only see him on holidays, only hear from him when he needs money... not that I'll have any, I'll still be paying alimony to two ex-wives! And college tuition? That just means selling an organ or turning tricks. And for what? So that he can get a worthless piece of paper that he can then fold into a hat to wear to the fast food job that he will probably get fired from for stealing fries from the customers' bags!
Jake: I do like fries
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 8: "Release the Dogs"
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper
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