Hey, honey, how was your weekend? Great. Uncle Charlie's a gen...
Judith: Hey, honey, how was your weekend?
Jake: Great. Uncle Charlie's a genius.
Judith [to Alan]: I thought you talked to him.
Alan: I did!
Judith: Then why is Uncle Charlie the genius?
Alan: Because he never got married.
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper, Judith Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 10: "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
- Two and a Half Men
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