Hey, sweetie, want to go smoke a cigarette in the bathroom? See?...
Linda: Hey, sweetie, want to go smoke a cigarette in the bathroom? See? I can be bad. Don't ever smoke, Rose. Every time you smoke a cigarette, Santa Claus kills an elf. What, helping or hurting? Because I can throw Jesus into the mix.
Ted: I think we're good.
- Better Off Ted
- Better Off Ted Season 2 Episode 9: "The Long and Winding High Road"
- Ted Crisp, Linda Zwordling
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