I think you know what you have to do. Um... break up with Miss...
Alan: I think you know what you have to do.
Charlie: Um... break up with Miss Pasternak, right?
Alan [about Jake]: Hell, no, he's getting A's. He hasn't gotten an A since nap time in kindergarten.
Charlie: But he's not learning anything!
Alan: Charlie, get your priorities straight; I'm trying to get him into a decent middle school! After he's accepted, he can learn that Sacajawea wasn't... [reading Jake's test answer]: "a bag full of Jawea".
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3: "A Bag Full of Jawea"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
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