I thought I heard man crying. That's nothing, that's just Alan...
Michelle: I thought I heard man crying.
Charlie: That's nothing, that's just Alan.
Michelle: It's nothing?
Charlie: Yeah, he gets up in the middle of the night to pee. And he can't get back to sleep, so he masturbates. Then he starts crying.
Michelle: That's awful.
Charlie: It's like the ocean, i can't even hear it anymore.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7: "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
- Charlie Harper
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- Eric Hochberger