You're a dermatologist. How do I get rid of 170 lb skin tag? ...
Evelyn: You're a dermatologist. How do I get rid of 170 lb skin tag?
Alan: Excuse me, 164.
Charlie: Really? That's the part of you object to?
Alan: Would you like to be called a 200 lb drunk?
Charlie: Yeah, well better a lush than a leach.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7: "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Evelyn Harper
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- Eric Hochberger