I'm in trouble here, Charlie. How do I get out of a stagnant, jo...
Alan: I'm in trouble here, Charlie. How do I get out of a stagnant, joyless relationship?
Charlie: If I knew how to do that, you wouldn't still be living here.
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- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 11: "Meander to Your Dander"
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