I'm sorry, Alan, I can't do this. Sure you can. I mean, you ar...
Sharon: I'm sorry, Alan, I can't do this.
Alan: Sure you can. I mean, you are... and if you'll allow me to say so, you're pretty good at it.
Sharon: It's not you, it's me.
Alan: Yeah, right!
Sharon: What is that supposed to mean?
Alan: Sharon, I have been rejected by... thirty two different women in my life, and you know what? It's never been me.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 2: "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
- Alan Harper
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