Well, I'd love to help you out, Mom, but, uh, I have a date toni...
Alan: Well, I'd love to help you out, Mom, but, uh, I have a date tonight.
Evelyn: So, now it's inflatable sex doll night at Dodger Stadium?
Alan: No, no, I really have a date. And the doll was a gag gift from one of my patients.
Evelyn: Charlie, what about you?
Charlie: I tried it once, but I prefer a real woman.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 2: "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Evelyn Harper
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- Eric Hochberger