Morning. Morning. Hey, Berta, you're a woman. Where are we g...
Alan: Morning. Hey, Berta, you're a woman.
Berta: Where are we going with this, Zippy?
Alan: I was just wondering-what does it mean when someone starts crying uncontrollably after sex?
Berta: Well, in my experience, it usually means the conjugal visit's over.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 2: "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
- Alan Harper, Berta
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