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Two-and-a-half-men

Alan: It's because of you Jake doesn't want to come here anymore
Charlie: Great, tell me what I did so I can do it to you


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Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 5 Quotes

Charlie: Why can't you just sneak in candy like a normal cheapskate?
Alan: I'm way ahead of you, i still have these left over from last Halloween

Alan: I have to go to the bathroom
Charlie: You should have peed when made that left turn like I did

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