Linda: Listen to my tone and not my words. We can't just stand here and let them take Ted away from us. He is the shiniest employee we have.
Lem: Did you just say "shiniest"?
Linda: Again, listen to my tone and not my words. We have to do something.
Phil: Linda's tone is right. We can't function without Ted


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Characters:
Linda Zwordling, Phil Mymen, Lem Hewitt
Episode:
Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 6: "Goodbye, Mr. Chips"
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Better Off Ted
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Don't bother with HR. I can fake any ID with a razor blade and wite-out. Trust me, I've been 21 since I was 15

Linda

Sometimes big companies make big mistakes. Like yesterday's, which caused a million fish in Lake Michigan to grow fur

Ted