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Mr Hankey's Have Yourself a Merry Christmas
Mr. Hankey: Well, I guess that's about the end of my Christmas album. Gosh, it was sure nice hanging
out with y'all again! And I guess if there's just one thing I have left to say, it would be this:
Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Let your heart be light.
From now on, our troubles will be out of sight.
Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Make the yuletide gay.
From now on, our troubles will be miles away.
All: Here we are, as in olden days,
Happy golden days of yore.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.
Boys: Through the years, we all will be together,
If the fates allow.
Mr. Hankey: Hang a shining star upon the highest bough,
All: And have yourself a merry little Christmas now.
Cartman: Time to go, Mr. Hankey.
Mr. Hankey: Good-bye, everybody!
(Flush)
And Merry Christmas!!
Kyle: Bye, Mr. Hankey. See you next year.


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Shelly is starting to get pissed, on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day. Shelly got up and killed the turds on Christmas day in the morning!

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Santa: Ok Jesus, here's one you might remember. (begins singing Duran Duran's "Rio") Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land.
Jesus: Uh. Santa, Santa, Santa, that's not a Christmas song.
Santa: I know, but there's, like, 300 Jesus Christmas songs and only four f***ing Santa ones!