Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.
Lindsey: It's okay, Alan. I don't have to have orgasm every time you make love. Alan: I did my best, it's just that my sinuses are a little block and I needed my mouth for breathing. Lindsey: Don't worry about it, you were great. "A" for effort. Alan: But on my report card, it's still going to say incomplete.