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When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie is willing to do anything to get his brother to agree.  After trying to scare Charlie out by making him uncomfortable, it's Judith's annoyance by Alan becoming her neighbor that convinces him.  When the boys refuse to move, Charlie bribes them to go along with it.  On his way to move in with Lindsey, Alan runs into Melissa at the liquor store and ends up taking her back to Charlie's... now his love shack.

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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 Quotes

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.

Charlie

Lindsey: It's okay, Alan. I don't have to have orgasm every time you make love.
Alan: I did my best, it's just that my sinuses are a little block and I needed my mouth for breathing.
Lindsey: Don't worry about it, you were great. "A" for effort.
Alan: But on my report card, it's still going to say incomplete.