A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 (09/27/10)
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie is willing to do anything to get his brother to agree. After trying to scare Charlie out by making him uncomfortable, it's Judith's annoyance by Alan becoming her neighbor that convinces him. When the boys refuse to move, Charlie bribes them to go along with it. On his way to move in with Lindsey, Alan runs into Melissa at the liquor store and ends up taking her back to Charlie's... now his love shack.