Oh, come on, he's not in any real danger. Not physically, but ...
Charlie [about Jake at Evelyn's]: Oh, come on, he's not in any real danger.
Alan: Not physically, but you know as well as I do that Mom has the ability to say things that... stick with you.
Charlie: Yeah. Forever and ever. My favorite was, "They must have mixed you up with another baby 'cause I could never have given birth to such a hateful child." Who writes that on an fifth grader's birthday card?
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 23: "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
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