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Alan: Out of the two of us who would have figured I'd be the care free bachelor?
Charlie: If by that you mean lonely and single, then everyone


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Two and a Half Men Season 7 Episode 7 Quotes

Alan: Out of the two of us who would have figured I'd be the care free bachelor?
Charlie: If by that you mean lonely and single, then everyone

Charlie: Hey can I be the best man?
Alan: You'll need a sex change

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