Family Guy

Family Guy Season 8 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 8 Episode 10: "Big Man on Hippocampus"

Brian: What the hell is all this?
Peter: Well I'm a bachelor so now I invited a bunch of people over and now I'm waiting for them to leave. That's what bachelors do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Crocodile Dundee: That's not a knife, this is a knife.
Peter: This is also a knife.
Crocodile Dundee: Well then, I'll be on my way.
Peter: I want to see more of him and then suddenly none of him... forever.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Peter [on Family Feud answering something you'd like to receive as a gift]: Well my whole family agreed on money, so I'm going to go with the flute that Captain Picard played, first in his imagination and then in real life, in the episode "The Inner Light" from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Richard Dawson: Name something you sit in.
Lois: A chair.
Stewie: My own feces.
Richard Dawson: Name a popular fruit.
Lois: Orange.
Stewie: Clay Aiken.
Richard Dawson: Something in your closet.
Lois: Shoes.
Stewie: A scary monster.
Richard Dawson: Your favorite holiday.
Lois: Christmas.
Stewie: 911.
Richard Dawson: Name something you do on the weekend.
Lois: Go to church.
Stewie: Black guys.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Man: And we're picking you because you have three sons.
Meg: But I'm...
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Stewie [watching Lawrence of Arabia]: Who's that rather attractive woman on a camel?
Brian: That's Peter O'Toole.
Peter: You movie buffs might likes this, both of his names are slang for penis.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 9: "Business Guy"

Peter: Hey Peggy, that fart I had at three, can you push it up to now?
Peggy [over intercom]: Very good sir.
[Peter farts]
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: Keep it up Lois and I might fire you.
Lois: You wouldn't.
Peter: Does the name, Lacey Chabert mean anything to you?
Lois: Okay, I'll behave.
Peter: Yes, you will.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lois: Is my father going to be okay, Dr. House?
Dr. House: He's in a coma, Mrs. Griffin. Listening to the sound of your voice, I'd say he's the lucky one.
 • Rating: Unrated

Peter: It sure was nice for you to invite us out on your yacht, mr Pewterschmidt.
Carter: It's not a boat, it's a yacht. Oh sorry, I thought you said boat.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 8: "Dog Gone"

Brian: Wait a sec, just to prove a point to me, you burned down a liquor store and murdered a dog?
Stewie: Just a stray.
Brian: ....Thank You.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lois: That's a great idea, maybe you can join PETA.
Peter: Join me for what?
Lois: No, PETA, the organization.
Peter: What organization?
Lois: PETA.
Peter: what?
Lois: PETA is an acronym, Peter.
Peter: No I'm not, I'm Catholic.
Stewie: Are we really doing this?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brian: I can't believe our society values the life of a dog less than a human. It's infuriating.
Stewie: That is infuriating. Maybe you should go bark at a tree and then chew on your balls for an hour.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Chris: Can I get some covers over here?
Consuela: No, your fat keep you warm.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie [on the phone]: You're the new housekeeper aren't you?
Consuela: Si.
Stewie: I don't want to point fingers but I'm missing about thousand dollars of play money.
Consuela: I take.
Stewie: What? You took it?
Consuela: Si.
Stewie: Then give it back.
Consuela: Come get it, bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: Oh Mr. Swanson is sleep crawling again.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Stewie [about maid]: Why's she wearing make up like she's going out? Is this going out for them?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 7: "Jerome is the New Black"

Jerome: There is I must fess to, when we were living together I had myself lots of nasty ass sex with Meg.
Peter: I don't care about that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lois: You're being silly, Jerome and I dated over twelve inches go.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stewie: Sorry I was out of it. I'm sorry are we being robbed?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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