How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Quotes
Our new sleeping arrangement will only bring us closer together. Now get out of my bed.
Marshall
Barney: I stand by what I did. It was bold and romantic.
Ted: You soiled yourself from both ends of your body.
[after reading his letter] There's just a bunch of drawings of boobs.
Barney
Don: Guys, I came to apologize. I overreacted.
Barney: It's okay. We said some very hurtful things.
Don: No you didn't.
Barney: Right, that was after you left.
I must have Robin back.
Barney
Lily: I think we should get separate beds.
Marshall: YES! A mini-fridge! And separate beds.
Marshall: We slept for 18 hours.
Lily: We lost four pre-paid meals.
Marshall: I lost 11 pounds.
Ted: You're moving in with him?
Robin: I'm considering it.
Barney: You're considering it? You barely know him! Plus, he's a loser with a dead end job!
Robin: We have the same job.
Barney: So I'm banging this Portuguese contortionist, right, and she's so flexible that at one point she was both on top of me AND underneath me. Up top AND down low! Who needs drinks?
Ted: [to Don] He means well ... actually I'm not sure if that's true.
I didn't know the Jets had new costumes.
Ted
Clint: But you have your own sexual memories with your mom, don't you? Exiting her womb, receiving her milk. You get me, don't you.
Ted: Please don't.
Virginia: I can't believe I am with that man.
Ted: Mom, it's okay. You don't have to settle. There are plenty of other-
Virginia: He's so COOL!
