How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Quotes
Clint: Your mother is a very erotic woman.
Ted: Please don't.
[repeated line] The only question ... was I drunk, or a kid?
Marshall
[repeated line] Robin cried at Clint's song!
Barney
[to Robin] I'm sorry, they're all out of pretzels. I know how emotional they make you. It's okay. Let it go.
Barney
Ted: The auction was yesterday, my bid was accepted and I signed the papers this morning!
Barney: Was the Blair Witch easy to deal with or did she haggle over closing costs?
I'm gonna set up the grill out back, it's gonna be a total sausage fest. Party. Burgers. We'll do burgers.
Ted
Ted: This is going to be the home I share with my future wife.
Barney: Is she in the room with us now, Ted?
These hips? They're not Eriksen baby compliant.
Inspector
On the plus side, he probably killed some roaches on impact.
Robin
We all have to live with the mistakes we make, but how often do you get to bash the living hell out of them!?
Lily
[to Ted] Your mom and I got to second base.
Barney
Barney: She's a cougar, Ted!
Robin: I thought you said you can't be a cougar if you're over 50.
Barney: She's a Mellencamp.
