How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 5 Episode 17: "Of Course"

Marshall: How could you let me do that - you're my wife.
Lily: I know but that song is kind of catchy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barney: Oh no, I am not going to give it up, she is. Thanks to Ted's book -
Ted: It's Robins, it's Robins.
Barney: I'm going to stay two steps ahead of her - there's a loop hole in here and I'm going to find it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Anita: Nothing sexier than a man in a fine cravat.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 16: "Hooked"

Marshall: Hang in there Scoots I'm not gonna live forever.
 • Rating: Unrated

Robin: What I am not keeping Mike on the hook!
Ted: You are Captain Hook.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: So now, phrama girls are the hottest profession.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: I'm in the upright and locked position.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Hang on to this girl Ted - hang on and never let go.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Marshall: You "right now-ed" Scooter?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Poster whore.
 • Rating: Unrated

Robin: I've been the hookee and the hooker.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Oh Ted, she's totally got you on the hook.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tiffany: I don't want to loose you, big brown eyes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Barney: Yes you can borrow my tea cup pig.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 15: "Rabbit or Duck"

Ted: Being single sucks - turns you into a crazy person.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Barney: This phone is cursed - cursed I tell you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Don: It's called the 'naked man' - I read it about on some guy's blog.
 • Rating: Unrated

Robin: I hate him - I just want to attack him, rip his clothes off, and spank his little bottom until it turns red - Shut up!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: Isn't there always a hotter girl?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Permission to say 'Lawyered?'
Marshall: Granted.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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